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By An 8cm Plastic Model of Ex-England Centre Will Carling
If, like me, you are an inanimate plastic object and unable to get to a game of rugby in person, you may choose to watch it on the television instead.
The BBC has been showing top-flight rugby for decades, so you think they would have perfected the broadcasting of live rugby.
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Firstly, never forget rugby is a simple game and can be improved by simple things. The aim of the game is simply to score more than the opposition. The end.
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Hey, come on, do you have any idea how much it smells here in your kit bag? I've been in here since the end of the season, that's over three months.
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